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1 | Accusational Opposition Disorder | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Accusational Opposition Disorder Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something. Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already? Britta: Accusational opposition disorder. | |||||
2 | Achy-breaky Pelvis | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Achy-breaky Pelvis Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. | |||||
3 | Af-Kelt | STAR TREK: PICARD 2019 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Af-Kelt El-Aurian condition that Guinan refers to as time sickness, occurring when the timeline has been affected. Guinan in affected when Picard says her own words back to her - words she will say to him in the future. | |||||
4 | African Rabies | WORLD WAR Z 2006 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
African Rabies | |||||
5 | Amoria Phlebitis | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Amoria Phlebitis Bart pretends to be ill to get out of a history test and the school nurse diagnoses him as having Amoria Phlebitis. Symptoms: 1. Sharp stabbing pains in the stomach. 2. Shooting pain in arm. 3. Temporary loss of vision. | |||||
6 | Andorian Shingles | STAR TREK 2009 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Andorian Shingles One of several potential perils of space travel that McCoy lists. | |||||
7 | Anxiety-rrhea | TIME TRAP 2017 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Anxiety-rrhea Joke Veeves makes about Furby having to go to the bathroom. Veeves: "He just smells weird and he always has that cheese puff crust on his fingernails. Well, if he's away from his mother too long, he gets what we call anxiety-rrhea!" | |||||
8 | Ass Whiplash | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Ass Whiplash Bender gets ass whiplash. | |||||
9 | Auroral Plague | STAR TREK: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1973 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Auroral Plague | |||||
10 | Back Mumps | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Back Mumps Chang: It's a prescription throne. I have back mumps. Don't look it up. It's rare. | |||||
11 | Bangkok Drippy Drip | TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Bangkok Drippy Drip Joke Evelyn makes about Charlie being sick. | |||||
12 | Battle Brain | KILLJOYS 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Battle Brain Killjoys version of PTSD for soldiers. | |||||
13 | Bee Measles | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Bee Measles When Professor Frink finds a dead bee, he says it died of Bee Measles, which he calls Beasles. | |||||
14 | Bonus Eruptus | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Bonus Eruptus Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat." | |||||
15 | Booty Blindness | I-SPY 2002 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Booty Blindness It's like snow blindness but there ain't no snow, just a nice little piece of ass. | |||||
16 | Brain Cloud | JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO 1990 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Brain Cloud Joe's doctor Dr. Ellison informs him that he has an incurable and very rare brain cloud - a black fog of tissue running down the center of his brain that will kill him in six months. | |||||
17 | Brain Fever | SOAPDISH 1991 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Brain Fever The writers of The Sun Also Sets give Lori Craven's character Angelique a rare case of brain fever, or what they call in Austria, Kopfgeschlagen. | |||||
18 | Butt Fever | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Butt Fever Condition the doctor diagnoses for Jimmy Jr. in Tina's daydream: It's butt fever. Worst case I've ever seen. His butt won't make it though the night. | |||||
19 | Calliagnosia | STORIES OF YOUR LIFE AND OTHERS 2002 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Calliagnosia A condition that prevents judgement of one's degree of beauty. | |||||
20 | Captain Trips | THE STAND 2020 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Captain Trips Nickname for the super flu that destroys the world. | |||||
21 | Carbon Sickness | STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS 2008 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Carbon Sickness Condition experienced post-carbon-freezing that Obi-Wan mentions. Same as hibernation sickness that Han Solo mentions in Return of the Jedi. | |||||
22 | Caring Too Much | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Caring Too Much Craig Middlebrooks: Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable! Also I have eczema. | |||||
23 | The Caseys | WINGS 1990 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Caseys Condition Casey's new boyfriend tells Antonio to tell Casey he has - "a bad case of the Caseys". | |||||
24 | CCR | A LONG WAY DOWN 2005 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
CCR A brain thing, reference to Creedence Clearwater Revival. | |||||
25 | Cellular Ennui | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cellular Ennui Biological phenomenon, also known as cellular boredom, believed by some to be ultimately responsible for death. Championed by Dr. Elias Giger, conducting his work on the station. | |||||
26 | Changnesia [condition] | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Changnesia [condition] Amnesia condition that Chang experiences. | |||||
27 | Chester A. Arthritis | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Chester A. Arthritis Joke Lisa makes to the curator of the Springfield Historical Society. | |||||
28 | The Chick Killing Shakes | SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS 2012 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Chick Killing Shakes Larry: "Are you nervous because we're killing a chick?" Tommy: "Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I got the chick-killing shakes." | |||||
29 | Chompitis | PAC-MAN 1982 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Chompitis Pac-Man is rushed to the hospital, believing he has chompitis after chomping the Ghost Monsters. | |||||
30 | Climactic Poopow | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Climactic Poopow Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
31 | Colorado Fever | RESIDENT ALIEN 2021 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Colorado Fever Harry drugs his wife so that he can go look for his device, telling her she is experiencing symptoms of Colorado Fever. | |||||
32 | Coochie Mold | WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Coochie Mold Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie. | |||||
33 | Cooties | PULP FICTION 1994 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cooties Vincent and Mia discuss cooties at Jack Rabbit Slim's when she offers him a taste of her five dollar shake. He tells her he might have cooties and she says, "Cooties I can handle." | |||||
34 | Cooties | BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cooties Verne mentions cooties when he finds out that his new friend Chris, whom he thought was a boy, turns out to be a girl named Christine. | |||||
35 | Cooties | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cooties Tina mentions to cheer up Nurse Liz: Well, maybe things will pick up. You never know who's got cooties, right? | |||||
36 | Cordyceps | THE LAST OF US 2023 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cordyceps Condition based on a real fungal infection also known as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis that triggers a mass global pandemic, and the apocalypse. Differences between the real infection and the fictional version in the show: Organism do not typically infect other hosts through the mouth, and the infected are not connected to one another through a network. | |||||
37 | Cosmic Apotheosis | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cosmic Apotheosis Trippy condition. | |||||
38 | The Crisis | ASCENSION 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Crisis Difficulty dealing with lack of options for the future. | |||||
39 | Crotch Dot | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Crotch Dot Bart shines Lisa's laser pointer at Principal Skinner's pants, so he drops his pants, then his underpants. Chief Wiggum pulls up and tells him he'd batter get that red dot checked out, his uncle died of crotch dot. | |||||
40 | Cygnian Respiratory Disease | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Cygnian Respiratory Disease McCoy: A survey on Cygnian Respiratory Diseases? I thought you took Garrovick some food. What were you doing with this? | |||||
41 | Dandy Fever | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Dandy Fever Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
42 | Detention Deficit Disorder | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Detention Deficit Disorder Joke Gene makes when Mr. Frond informs the Belcher kids that he's been going over the detention records and they owe five hours of detention. | |||||
43 | Deuterium Poisoning | STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2022 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Deuterium Poisoning Uhura is incorrectly diagnosed with a mild case of deuterium poisoning. | |||||
44 | Diane Weist Infection | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Diane Weist Infection Joke Boyle makes: I got a little sick... Yeah, Bullets over Broadway was on TV, and I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection. | |||||
45 | Diels Disease | UTOPIA 2020 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Diels Disease Degenerative illness that Becky suffers from, giving her seizures and restricting her breathing. | |||||
46 | Draco Incendia Trychophyton | THE FIREMAN 2016 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Draco Incendia Trychophyton Also known as Dragonscale. | |||||
47 | Drafa Plague | BABYLON 5 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Drafa Plague Zeta Squadron retrieves the Markab civilian transport Kar'ti from Sector 23, the passengers of which died of the contagious and terminal Drama Plague, named for the Markab island on which it originated. Babylon 5 goes into quarantine while the crew works to evaluate and contain the infection. | |||||
48 | The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups | ALF 1986 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding. | |||||
49 | The Dreamer's Disease | NEW RADICALS 1997 Music | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Dreamer's Disease | |||||
50 | Dropsy | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Dropsy Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
51 | Dum Dum Fever | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Dum Dum Fever Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
52 | EHS | BETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
EHS Also known as Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity. Condition that Jimmy's brother Chuck claims to experience, describing it as "an acute allergy to electromagnetism." While based on a condition that real people claim to experience, EHS has no scientific basis and is not a recognized medical diagnosis. | |||||
53 | Engramatic Dissociation | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Engramatic Dissociation Sloan suggests that Julian is a Dominion spy and doesn't even know it. Engramatic Dissociation is the theory that if a person's mind is sufficiently disciplined, he'd be capable of compartmentalizing contradictory information, believing one thing while doing another. | |||||
54 | Environment Related Despair | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Environment Related Despair When Lisa gets depressed, Homer and Marge take her to the Pediatric Mental Wellness Group, where she is diagnosed with Environment Related Despair, and given Ignorital "happy pills". | |||||
55 | Experimental Monkey Fever | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Experimental Monkey Fever Abed & Chang Abed: Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think... Chang? Change: It's not Chang. It's Kevin. How long have you known? Abed: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever. | |||||
56 | Fin Fungus | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Fin Fungus Condition that Zoidberg mentions when diagnosing Bender: Oh boy. I didn't have the heart to tell him: It's fin fungus. He'll be floating upside-down by morning. | |||||
57 | Fin Rot | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Fin Rot Disease Dr. Zoidberg mentions, hoping he doesn't have it when Professor Farnsworth examines him. | |||||
58 | FMS | RECURSION 2019 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
FMS Also known as False Memory Syndrome, condition where people remember false lives. | |||||
59 | Foodal Chokage | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Foodal Chokage Technical name for choking, according to Joey, whose date thinks he is actually his Days of Our Lives doctor character. Joey refuses to a choking man at a restaurant because he's a neurosurgeon, and regular doctors handle cases of foodal chokage. | |||||
60 | Foot-in-Mouth Disorder | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Foot-in-Mouth Disorder Ben joke: Well, I hope that you are a podiatrist or a dentist because I seem to have a case of Foot-in-Mouth Disorder. | |||||
61 | Foxabetes | THE DAILY SHOW 1996 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Foxabetes The rush to use tragedy to advance a narrative combined with the inability for self-examination and almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg and a complete immunity to irony. June 22, 2015. | |||||
62 | Funeral Crazies | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Funeral Crazies Mental condition. | |||||
63 | G.V.H. | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
G.V.H. Graft Versus Host. Medical condition that Tobias experiences after getting hair plugs. | |||||
64 | Galarian Fever | STAR TREK: PICARD 2019 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Galarian Fever Two weeks earlier, Jack Crusher traveled to Sarnia Prime, a designated quarantine zone, with medical supplies - including Roman Ale - for thousands suffering from Galarian Fever. | |||||
65 | GDD | BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
GDD When Captain Holt attempts to check Bob and Gina into then mental hospital he claims they suffer Grandiose Delusional Disorder. | |||||
66 | Gehenna Strain | THE OUTER LIMITS 1995 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Gehenna Strain Also known as The World Plague. | |||||
67 | Geometric Pregnancy | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Geometric Pregnancy A result of genetic modifications to the Sebacean physiology of soldiers bred into a battle unit - pregnancy is accelerated so that Peacekeepers are not out of service long term. | |||||
68 | Get Me to the Front of the Line at Six F... | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Get Me to the Front of the Line at Six Flags Jean-Ralphio's response when Leslie asks why he's in a wheelchair: I got a terminal case of "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags!" | |||||
69 | Getting Too Old for This Crap | TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES 2015 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Getting Too Old for This Crap Joke Travis makes after rescuing Burt from the lion cage: You're suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustionand a severe case of getting too old for this crap. | |||||
70 | Gigantificationism | BIG FISH 2003 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Gigantificationism The condition that came upon Edward Bloom rather suddenly while sitting in church. | |||||
71 | Gorch | STAR TREK: INSURRECTION 1998 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Gorch Klingon skin inflammation, also known as a pimple. | |||||
72 | Gravity Sickness | THE ORVILLE 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Gravity Sickness Physical deterioration Alara experiences as her body adjusts to normal Earth gravity. | |||||
73 | The Green Death | SLAPSTICK 1976 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Green Death | |||||
74 | The Green-eyed Gazongas | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Green-eyed Gazongas Joke Selma makes when Patty and Marge tell her that Troy McClure is wrong for her, accusing them of being jealous of her. | |||||
75 | The Grippe | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Grippe Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
76 | The Grumpies | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Grumpies Joke Andy makes: "Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here." | |||||
77 | Guy Cramps | NAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT 1994 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Guy Cramps Condition Rocco says he's going to get when his mother describes his girlfriend's Tanya's supple lips and buttocks when she visits him in prison. | |||||
78 | HERPEES | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
HERPEES Not Herpes. According to Tandy, HERPEES is: High Elevation Rugrat Positively Evades Staircase Syndrome. | |||||
79 | Hibernation Sickness | STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI 1983 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hibernation Sickness Condition that Han Solo experience when Leia frees him from the carbonite. | |||||
80 | Hibernation Sickness | STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hibernation Sickness Mythrol mentions still not being able to see out of his left eye after being frozen in carbonite in Chapter One, a symptom of Hibernation Sickness. | |||||
81 | Housemaid's Knee | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Housemaid's Knee Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
82 | HTDS | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
HTDS Barclay tells the Doctor he is experiencing Holo-Transference Dementia Syndrome. | |||||
83 | Hydrogen Psychosis | THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU 2004 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hydrogen Psychosis Also known as "crazy-eye". Based on nitrogen narcosis. | |||||
84 | Hyper-narcissosis | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hyper-narcissosis Britta: Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis. Okay, look. This apple is your ego. Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, taking over your whole personality, making you an uncontrollable monster. | |||||
85 | Hyper-obesity | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hyper-obesity Condition defined by an individual weighing more than 300 lbs that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. | |||||
86 | Hyper-Virility | COMMUNITY 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Hyper-Virility Pierce claims to have a rare condition known as hyper-virility. Apparently his sperm shoot through eggs like bullets. | |||||
87 | I Haven't Taken You to Dinner-itis | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
I Haven't Taken You to Dinner-itis Joke Morty uses to ask Jessica out: "I have a pretty bad case of I Haven't taken you to dinner-itis. Might be fatal" | |||||
88 | I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blin... | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blind Girl - Itis Joke that Julia Louis-Dreyfus's blind lawyer character Maggie makes about Michael not wanting more than a one night stand with her. | |||||
89 | Indonesia | SUCCESSION 2018 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Indonesia Joke Roman makes: It sounds like a medical condition. | |||||
90 | Interspatial Parasites | STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE 2001 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Interspatial Parasites | |||||
91 | The Intons | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Intons A Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions. Rygel gets a a slight case of the intons when Crichton and D'Argo return. | |||||
92 | I'd Rather be Anywhere Else | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
I'd Rather be Anywhere Else Joke Louise makes when Linda complains about the turnout at the mayor's first turkey pardoning event at City Hall, for which she gets a high five from Bob: Maybe everyone came down with a bad case of I'd rather be anywhere else. | |||||
93 | Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever | RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever Joke Rick makes about the Jan Michael Vincent TV show. | |||||
94 | Jebeditis | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Jebeditis Joke the curator of the Springfield Historical Society makes to Lisa. | |||||
95 | John Gotti's Disease | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
John Gotti's Disease Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic. | |||||
96 | Juggler's Despair | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Juggler's Despair Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. | |||||
97 | Jungle Rot | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Jungle Rot Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
98 | Key Lime Disease | THE SANTA CLAUSE 1994 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Key Lime Disease Joke Scott Calvin makes about the reindeer on his roof. | |||||
99 | King-of-the-world-itis | NEWSRADIO 1995 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
King-of-the-world-itis Uncontrollable desire to stand on the bow of the ship and yell, "I'm king of the world!" | |||||
100 | Knocker Fever | EAST OF EDEN 1952 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Knocker Fever Joke Charles makes, implying Adam needs to get laid. | |||||
101 | Land Ship Fever | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Land Ship Fever Joke Linda makes about Tina when she falls asleep in her cereal, but the real reason she's tired is that she's been sneaking out with Ghost Boy at night. | |||||
102 | Legato Infection | STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 1987 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Legato Infection | |||||
103 | Life Prolongation Complex | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Life Prolongation Complex An ambitious bioengineering attempt to develop a means of extending the life span of a lifeform on Earth Two. | |||||
104 | The Living Death | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Living Death Condition, also known as Heat Delirium, from various episodes. | |||||
105 | Looter's Hernia | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Looter's Hernia Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic. | |||||
106 | Love Boat Fever | SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL 1997 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Love Boat Fever Joke Annie makes - she's so excited to be on a cruise that she gets "Love Boat Fever". | |||||
107 | Lumber Lung | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Lumber Lung Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads. | |||||
108 | Luxan Hyper Rage | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Luxan Hyper Rage Condition Luxan males may experience when overwhelmed by extreme anger, from various episodes. | |||||
109 | L'tak Terai | STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
L'tak Terai Human learning difficulties - learning, reading, writing - that Spock experienced growing up on Vulcan. A temporary complication remedied at the Learning Center. | |||||
110 | Malformed Public-duty Gland | LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING 1982 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Malformed Public-duty Gland Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe. | |||||
111 | Mass Butterfingers | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Mass Butterfingers Condition Mr. Fischoeder mentions when all of his tenants side with Bob and drop their water balloons: What's wrong with you people? Must be a case of mass butterfingers. | |||||
112 | The Mean Reds | BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S 1958 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mean Reds Holly Golightly called her bouts of anxiety "the mean reds." | |||||
113 | The Mean Reds | BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S 1961 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mean Reds A feeling of being afraid, yet not knowing what you are afraid of. | |||||
114 | The Mean Reds | SQUARE PEGS 1982 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mean Reds What LaDonna tells Jennifer Vinnie has when he snaps at her for working at the Grease. | |||||
115 | Melt Mania | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Melt Mania Carl and Lenny celebrate the new football team coming to Springfield, the Meltdowns. Carl: I got Melt Mania! Lenny: I got Downs Syndrome. | |||||
116 | The Miner's Disease | ALIEN NATION 1988 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Miner's Disease Condition that Detective Francisco discusses with the Newcomer morgue employee. | |||||
117 | The Mondays | OFFICE SPACE 1999 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mondays Joke Peggy makes: Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. | |||||
118 | The Mondays | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mondays Joke Andy makes to Jim. Andy: "Dr. Tuna, I have some terrible news. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of The Mondays." | |||||
119 | The Mondays | WANDAVISION 2020 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Mondays Wanda Maximoff: Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about. It's probably just a case of the Mondays - am I right? | |||||
120 | Monsteritis | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Monsteritis Condition that Lisa mentions before Paul Anka starts singing, the residents' inability to look away from the oversized advertising mascots attacking the town. | |||||
121 | Murderous Girlfriend Derangement Syndrom... | ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 2021 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Murderous Girlfriend Derangement Syndrome Joke Charles' stunt double Sazz Pataki makes to Charles about his condition. | |||||
122 | Mustache Cancer | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Mustache Cancer Disease that Louise makes up trying to get a lock of Jimmy Pesto's hair for her voodoo doll. | |||||
123 | NAS | JOHNNY MNEMONIC 1995 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
NAS In 2021, almost a half of the population is suffering from a new plague called Nerve Attenuation Syndrome - a new fatal epidemic plague, cause and cure unknown. | |||||
124 | Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre | LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING 1982 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe. | |||||
125 | Neuralgia | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Neuralgia Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia" | |||||
126 | Neuritis | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Neuritis Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia" | |||||
127 | Never Nude | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Never Nude A real affliction, though not recognized in the states. A condition that Tobias has, causing him to always be wearing cut-off jean shorts beneath his clothes. | |||||
128 | Night Fever | BEE GEES 1958 Music | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Night Fever | |||||
129 | None of Your Fucking Business | TED LASSO 2020 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
None of Your Fucking Business Roy: I've just come down with a case of the "None of your fucking business." | |||||
130 | NRS | DEMOLITION MAN 1993 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
NRS STD epidemic that Huxley mentions that occurred while John Spartan was frozen in the California Cryo-Prison, which contributed to sex, kissing, and even touching each other illegal and greatly feared. | |||||
131 | The O.C. Disorder | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The O.C. Disorder Condition Tobias mentions, actually meaning O.C.D. | |||||
132 | Ocean Madness | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Ocean Madness Condition Leela accuses Fry of having when he claims to have seen a mermaid. Also referred to as Aqua Dementia, the Deep Down Crazies, the Wet Willies and the Screaming Moist. | |||||
133 | Ordinary Skin Syndrome | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Ordinary Skin Syndrome Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome. | |||||
134 | Out to Lunch | STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Out to Lunch Joke Harry Mudd makes about a fellow Klingon prisoner: "The technical term for his condition is Out to Lunch" | |||||
135 | Panic Stink | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Panic Stink Condition Teddy claims to have while preparing for his family's Thanksgiving meal. | |||||
136 | Pepper Lung | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pepper Lung Marco and Carlo's pepper-themed restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper" was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise, which was a big pile of pepper, made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper. | |||||
137 | Peruvian Jungle Fever | GLOW 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Peruvian Jungle Fever When Machi Picchu hesitates, Bash as announcer says, "Looks like Machu's got, uh just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever." | |||||
138 | The Pip | THUNDERCATS 1985 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Pip Medical condition one of the ThunderCats mentions. | |||||
139 | Polywater Intoxication | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Polywater Intoxication The gravitational forces from the collapse of Psi 2000 causes water to become a complex molecule. This causes people to behave as though they were under the influence of alcohol or narcotics, only moreso, resulting in the death of the entire scientific team on the surface of the planet, and it nearly claims the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 as well. | |||||
140 | Pon Farr | STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK 1984 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pon Farr Condition every seven years during which Vulcans undergo a blood fever, become violent, and finally die unless they mate or engage in a ritual battle. | |||||
141 | Pooping Cough | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pooping Cough In Tina's story, Gayle becomes so heartbroken over Sir Bob that she falls deathly ill with pooping cough. | |||||
142 | Poor Man's Gout | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Poor Man's Gout Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
143 | Popped Quizula | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Popped Quizula Condition Louise mentions when she goes to the nurse's office to avoid a pop quiz: Hi, I have, like, a 45-minute bug I picked up first period. Or maybe it's a popped quizula. | |||||
144 | Post Departure Delusion Disorder | THE LEFTOVERS 2014 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Post Departure Delusion Disorder Also known as the prophet's dilemma. | |||||
145 | Post-Platoon Stress Disorder | TROPIC THUNDER 2008 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Post-Platoon Stress Disorder Kirk Lazarus is diagnosed with PPSD by Beverly Hills therapist Heidi Bivens. "The first documented case was Charlie Sheen. The same diagnosis had been given out to Colin Farrell after Tigerland, Jim Caviezal after Thin Red Line, and incredibly, even Robin Williams after shooting Good Morning, Vietnam." | |||||
146 | Pre-post-partum Depression Anxiety | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pre-post-partum Depression Anxiety Condition Ann jokes about having. | |||||
147 | Pretzel Fever | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pretzel Fever Joke Frank Ormand makes, the found of Pretzel Wagon, the snack cart business that Marge chooses to invest in at the Springfield Franchise Expo. | |||||
148 | Project Blue | THE STAND 1994 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Project Blue Weaponized version of influenza accidentally released from a military base. Later nicknamed The Super Flu and Captain Trips on the west coast. | |||||
149 | PTGD | TREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND 2020 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
PTGD Post Traumatic Graboid Disorder. | |||||
150 | PTSD | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
PTSD Joke Gurgs makes about Dan's history with Judge Stone's mother - Post Tremendous Sex Disorder. | |||||
151 | Pub Penis | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Pub Penis Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome. | |||||
152 | Queerloss | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Queerloss Condition that the product Gaystrogen was designed to battle - "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu." | |||||
153 | Ramante | THE CRADLE OF LIFE 2003 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Ramante Plague. "In 2200 B.C., an Egyptian Pharaoh found a place he named the Cradle of Life where life began, and there he found the box which brought life to earth. The Pharaoh opened the box, but all that was left inside was Ramante, or empty life, the plague which came as the companion to life." | |||||
154 | Rigelian Fever | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rigelian Fever Epidemic aboard the Enterprise. | |||||
155 | Rigelian Kassaba Fever | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rigelian Kassaba Fever Virus that McCoy mentions to Tomar of the Kelvans about Spock's condition: There, that should do it. Just let him rest now. You see, it's a flare-up of Rigelian Kassaba Fever. He suffered from it about ten years ago, and it recurs every now and then. There's no danger if he gets medication in time. He'll be all right in a couple of hours. | |||||
156 | Rogath Blight | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rogath Blight Dukat, masquerading as a Bajoran named Anjohl, claims to be a moba farmer from Relliketh whose crop was destroyed by Rogath Blight. | |||||
157 | The Ross [skin abnormality] | FRIENDS 1994 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Ross [skin abnormality] Ross finds a skin abnormality in the shower and Joey suggests that whatever it is, maybe they'll name it after him. They'd call it "The Ross". | |||||
158 | Rotten Legs | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rotten Legs Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome. | |||||
159 | Rudellian Plague | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rudellian Plague An outbreak of Rudellian plague that strikes the Cardassian colony on Pentath III in the Pentath System prompts Sisko to send the Defiant - commanded by Worf - to assist with the evacuation. | |||||
160 | The Rudes | THE RUNNING MAN 1982 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Rudes Joke Killian makes about Ben Richards: You'll have to make allowances for Mr. Richards. He seems afflicted with an extreme case of the rudes. | |||||
161 | Rugalan Fever | STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Rugalan Fever Jadzia mentions that when her previous host Tobin's child came down with Rugalan Fever, she read her all 17 volumes of Caster's Down the River Light. | |||||
162 | Sailor's Rot | IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sailor's Rot Dr. Jinx diagnoses Mac's rash: What you have there, my friend, that's sailor's rot. When was the last time you've been to Haiti? Did you have intercourse with any hoes, ladies of the nights, or prostitutes? | |||||
163 | Sakuro's Disease | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sakuro's Disease Disease. | |||||
164 | Sammy-itis | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sammy-itis Sam: She can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis. Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu. | |||||
165 | Sand Brain | FUTURE MAN 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sand Brain Wolf returns to a life he doesn't remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive. | |||||
166 | The Screaming Thigh Sweats | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Screaming Thigh Sweats Joke Carla makes about Rebecca's hots for her boss. | |||||
167 | Scribe's Fever | THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL 2014 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Scribe's Fever Condition the Author mentions: A number of years ago, while suffering from a mild case of scribe''s fever, a form of neurasthenia common among the intelligentsia of that time, I decided to spend the month of August in the spa town of Nebelsbad, below the Alpine Sudetenvatz and had taken up rooms in the Grand Budapest, a picturesque, elaborate and once widely celebrated establishment. I expect some of you will know it. | |||||
168 | Scrofula | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Scrofula Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
169 | Segegenesis | CONFESS, FLETCH 2022 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Segegenesis When townhouse owner Owen Tasserly lies, saying he broke into retrieve medication, he claims to be suffering from "Segegenesis", unable to come up with anything better than the video game console Sega Genesis. | |||||
170 | Severe Butt Rott | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Severe Butt Rott Emergency medical condition that Bart calls an ambulance for when Homer and Marge leave Lisa in charge to babysit. | |||||
171 | Sewer Palm | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sewer Palm Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe. | |||||
172 | Sexlexia | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sexlexia Zapp Brannigan's very sexy learning disability. | |||||
173 | Shoeshine Head | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Shoeshine Head Andy diagnoses himself with a condition called shoeshine head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor. | |||||
174 | SIFILISS | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
SIFILISS Not syphilis. According to Carol, SIFILISS is:Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome. | |||||
175 | Skin Failure | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Skin Failure Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat." | |||||
176 | Sleep Fartnea | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sleep Fartnea Condition that Felix mentions when Louise asks him if he lives in the giant treehouse on Mr. Fischoeder's property: Uh, yes. My brother kicked me out of the main house because I have sleep apnea, and sleep fartnea. | |||||
177 | Sleep Fighting | PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sleep Fighting Condition Ron suffers from. | |||||
178 | Smorgaphobia | FRASIER 1993 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Smorgaphobia Niles: "Well, I was desperate for a date, and I, I knew Maris would be lonely this time of year. It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets." Frasier: "Oh, yes. Legendary smorgaphobia." | |||||
179 | Snail Tail | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Snail Tail Condition Grover mentions when Mr. Fischoeder invites Bob to snail wrestling: Uh, if you're joining us, I will need you to sign a waiver. Have you ever had diphtheria or Snail Tail? | |||||
180 | Somatic Violation | FLOW MY TEARS, THE POLICEMAN SAID 1974 Literature | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Somatic Violation Condition that Jason Taverner almost succumbed to following his encounter with Marilyn's Callisto cuddle sponge. | |||||
181 | Sombialysis | CHILDRENS HOSPITAL 2010 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sombialysis Condition that makes people spontaneously burst into song. | |||||
182 | Sonic Diarrhea | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Sonic Diarrhea Condition listed on the Planet Express forms that Leela signs. | |||||
183 | Space Madness | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Space Madness Also known as Transmissible Celestial Dementia. Dangerous condition common in Tormented Space. | |||||
184 | Space Madness | STAR TREK: PRODIGY 2021 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Space Madness Joke Dal makes about Gwyn: Don't listen to her, she's got space madness. | |||||
185 | Space Sickness | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Space Sickness Condition that Tuvok experiences. | |||||
186 | Spontaneous Scoliosis | THE OFFICE 2005 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Spontaneous Scoliosis Condition Erin pretends to have when she meets Andy's new girlfriend. | |||||
187 | The Sposedas | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Sposedas Joke Bart's new remedial class teacher makes when he tells her that he's supposed to be in the 4th grade: "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the sposedas!" | |||||
188 | The Staggers | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Staggers Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
189 | Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis | SCHOOL OF ROCK 2003 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis Dewey claims the kids are patients at St. Magarita's Hospital with the terminal rare blood disease Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis. | |||||
190 | Stocko Syndome | THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Stocko Syndome Last Man on Earth version of Stockholm Syndrome. | |||||
191 | Strep Thumb | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Strep Thumb Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe. | |||||
192 | The Subsider Epidemic | DAYBREAKERS 2009 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Subsider Epidemic When blood becomes scarce, vampires who can't get blood turn into something else - something called subsiders, also known as Class-4 blood-deprived citizens. Police round them up and drag them into the sun. | |||||
193 | Symbalene Blood Burn | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Symbalene Blood Burn Condition that Spock mentions: Sensor readings would have revealed the presence of any disease organisms. They do not. In addition, we received the routine report from this system only a week ago. Even the Symbalene blood burn does not act that swiftly. | |||||
194 | Synthococcus Novae | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Synthococcus Novae Bacillus strain carried by one of the occupants of the stolen cruiser Aurora. | |||||
195 | Talking Hump Syndrome | FUTURAMA 1999 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Talking Hump Syndrome Also known as THS - joke Fry makes while sneaking into the Near Death Star with Cubert hidden on his back. | |||||
196 | TBA | ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
TBA Condition the Bluth Foundation unintentionally raises money for - when they couldn't think of a worthwhile cause, they just put "TBA" for "To Be Announced" on the invitations, and never got around to coming up with a real condition, and pocketed the money they raised.... and then they did it again the following year. | |||||
197 | Temporal Dislocation | CONTINUUM 2012 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Temporal Dislocation Condition Lucas is said to be suffering from when he hallucinates that he is still working with Kagame. | |||||
198 | Temporal Dislocation | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Temporal Dislocation The result of being exposed to a black hole. It causes the individual to shift back and forth in time. | |||||
199 | Terrellian Plague | STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Terrellian Plague Joke Tom makes when Neelix gives the crew heartburn by serving them Rodeo Red's Red Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili. | |||||
200 | Third Degree Sammies | CHEERS 1982 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Third Degree Sammies Joke Sam makes about his sex appeal. | |||||
201 | The Time Bends | STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Time Bends Joke Tilly makes. Captain Pike: "Still no signs of temporal effects. Ready to move us another 600 kilometers closer and reacclimate." Tilly: "Like a diver rising to the surface. Don't want to get the time bends, sir." Captain Pike: "Time bends. I like that." Tilly: "Oh, everything sounds cooler when you put time in front of it." | |||||
202 | Tortoise Nervosa | NIGHT COURT 1984 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Tortoise Nervosa Condition of a defendant that... moves... very... slowly. | |||||
203 | Transit Madness | FARSCAPE 1999 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Transit Madness Condition Aeryn mentions when Crichton is acting strange. | |||||
204 | Transporter Psychosis | STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 1987 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Transporter Psychosis | |||||
205 | The Troubles | HAVEN 2010 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Troubles Mysterious plague of supernatural afflictions occurring in the town of Haven, Maine. | |||||
206 | Turtle Fever | NIGHT COURT 2023 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Turtle Fever Disease Dan mentions talking about his late wife wanting to go to Costa Rica. | |||||
207 | U.F.L.S. | SENSE8 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
U.F.L.S. Undifferentiated frontal lobe syndrome. | |||||
208 | UBT | DEMOLITION MAN 1993 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
UBT STD epidemic that Huxley mentions that occurred while John Spartan was frozen in the California Cryo-Prison, which contributed to sex, kissing, and even touching each other illegal and greatly feared. | |||||
209 | Uromysitisis Poisoning | SEINFELD 1989 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Uromysitisis Poisoning Dangerous condition Jerry tells the mall cop is the reason he urinated in the parking garage. | |||||
210 | Vagina | THE BOYS 2019 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Vagina Joke Butcher makes: It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina! | |||||
211 | The Vapors | THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
The Vapors Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie. | |||||
212 | Vegan Choriomeningitis | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Vegan Choriomeningitis Rare disease that can kill its victims if not treated within the first 24 hours of infection. | |||||
213 | Vom-arrhea | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Vom-arrhea New combination condition that comes with FKC's new Chizza menu item that combines fried chicken and pizza. | |||||
214 | Walleye Vision | HOT SHOTS! 1991 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Walleye Vision Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. | |||||
215 | Whelan's Infraction | THE CELL 2000 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Whelan's Infraction Very rare and very severe form of schizophrenia that serial killer Carl Stargher suffers from. | |||||
216 | Whooping Butt | BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Whooping Butt Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe. | |||||
217 | Wilson's Disease | 12 MONKEYS 2015 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Wilson's Disease Dr. Railly tells Deacon he's showing signs of it. | |||||
218 | Xenopolycythemia | STAR TREK 1966 TV Series | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Xenopolycythemia McCoy diagnoses himself with Xenopolycythemia, a disease with no known cure. He has one year to live. | |||||
219 | Zactly Disease | JACK 1996 Film | Medical Conditions | Conditions | |
Zactly Disease When your mouth smells zactly like your butt. |
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