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1Accusational Opposition Disorder COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Accusational Opposition Disorder
Britta: For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose a fellow student with something.
Jeff: Don't you do way too much of that already?
Britta: Accusational opposition disorder.


2Achy-breaky Pelvis THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Achy-breaky Pelvis
Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads.

3Af-Kelt STAR TREK: PICARD 2019 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Af-Kelt
El-Aurian condition that Guinan refers to as time sickness, occurring when the timeline has been affected. Guinan in affected when Picard says her own words back to her - words she will say to him in the future.

4African RabiesWORLD WAR Z 2006 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

African Rabies


5Amoria Phlebitis THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Amoria Phlebitis
Bart pretends to be ill to get out of a history test and the school nurse diagnoses him as having Amoria Phlebitis. Symptoms: 1. Sharp stabbing pains in the stomach. 2. Shooting pain in arm. 3. Temporary loss of vision.

6Andorian Shingles STAR TREK 2009 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Andorian Shingles
One of several potential perils of space travel that McCoy lists.



7Anxiety-rrheaTIME TRAP 2017 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Anxiety-rrhea
Joke Veeves makes about Furby having to go to the bathroom. Veeves: "He just smells weird and he always has that cheese puff crust on his fingernails. Well, if he's away from his mother too long, he gets what we call anxiety-rrhea!"

8Ass Whiplash FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Ass Whiplash
Bender gets ass whiplash.

9Auroral PlagueSTAR TREK: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1973 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Auroral Plague


10Back Mumps COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Back Mumps
Chang: It's a prescription throne. I have back mumps. Don't look it up. It's rare.

11Bangkok Drippy Drip TWO AND A HALF MEN 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Bangkok Drippy Drip
Joke Evelyn makes about Charlie being sick.

12Battle BrainKILLJOYS 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Battle Brain
Killjoys version of PTSD for soldiers.

13Bee Measles THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Bee Measles
When Professor Frink finds a dead bee, he says it died of Bee Measles, which he calls Beasles.

14Bonus Eruptus THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Bonus Eruptus
Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat."

15Booty BlindnessI-SPY 2002 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Booty Blindness
It's like snow blindness but there ain't no snow, just a nice little piece of ass.

16Brain Cloud JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO 1990 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Brain Cloud
Joe's doctor Dr. Ellison informs him that he has an incurable and very rare brain cloud - a black fog of tissue running down the center of his brain that will kill him in six months.



17Brain FeverSOAPDISH 1991 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Brain Fever
The writers of The Sun Also Sets give Lori Craven's character Angelique a rare case of brain fever, or what they call in Austria, Kopfgeschlagen.

18Butt Fever BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Butt Fever
Condition the doctor diagnoses for Jimmy Jr. in Tina's daydream: It's butt fever. Worst case I've ever seen. His butt won't make it though the night.



19CalliagnosiaSTORIES OF YOUR LIFE AND OTHERS 2002 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Calliagnosia
A condition that prevents judgement of one's degree of beauty.

20Captain Trips THE STAND 2020 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Captain Trips
Nickname for the super flu that destroys the world.

21Carbon Sickness STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS 2008 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Carbon Sickness
Condition experienced post-carbon-freezing that Obi-Wan mentions. Same as hibernation sickness that Han Solo mentions in Return of the Jedi.

22Caring Too Much PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Caring Too Much
Craig Middlebrooks: Oh, I have a medical condition all right. It's called caring too much! And it's incurable! Also I have eczema.

23The Caseys WINGS 1990 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Caseys
Condition Casey's new boyfriend tells Antonio to tell Casey he has - "a bad case of the Caseys".

24CCRA LONG WAY DOWN 2005 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

CCR
A brain thing, reference to Creedence Clearwater Revival.

25Cellular Ennui STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cellular Ennui
Biological phenomenon, also known as cellular boredom, believed by some to be ultimately responsible for death. Championed by Dr. Elias Giger, conducting his work on the station.

26Changnesia [condition] COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Changnesia [condition]
Amnesia condition that Chang experiences.

27Chester A. Arthritis THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Chester A. Arthritis
Joke Lisa makes to the curator of the Springfield Historical Society.

28The Chick Killing ShakesSEVEN PSYCHOPATHS 2012 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

The Chick Killing Shakes
Larry: "Are you nervous because we're killing a chick?" Tommy: "Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I got the chick-killing shakes."

29Chompitis PAC-MAN 1982 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Chompitis
Pac-Man is rushed to the hospital, believing he has chompitis after chomping the Ghost Monsters.

30Climactic Poopow THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Climactic Poopow
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



31Colorado Fever RESIDENT ALIEN 2021 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Colorado Fever
Harry drugs his wife so that he can go look for his device, telling her she is experiencing symptoms of Colorado Fever.

32Coochie Mold WORKAHOLICS 2011 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Coochie Mold
Montez thinks he overhears his wife on the phone saying she has something called coochie mold, but she's actually planning to surprise him with a plastic mold of her coochie.

33Cooties PULP FICTION 1994 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Cooties
Vincent and Mia discuss cooties at Jack Rabbit Slim's when she offers him a taste of her five dollar shake. He tells her he might have cooties and she says, "Cooties I can handle."



34Cooties BACK TO THE FUTURE: THE ANIMATED SERIES 1991 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cooties
Verne mentions cooties when he finds out that his new friend Chris, whom he thought was a boy, turns out to be a girl named Christine.

35Cooties BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cooties
Tina mentions to cheer up Nurse Liz: Well, maybe things will pick up. You never know who's got cooties, right?

36Cordyceps THE LAST OF US 2023 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cordyceps
Condition based on a real fungal infection also known as Ophiocordyceps unilateralis that triggers a mass global pandemic, and the apocalypse. Differences between the real infection and the fictional version in the show: Organism do not typically infect other hosts through the mouth, and the infected are not connected to one another through a network.

37Cosmic Apotheosis RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cosmic Apotheosis
Trippy condition.

38The CrisisASCENSION 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Crisis
Difficulty dealing with lack of options for the future.

39Crotch Dot THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Crotch Dot
Bart shines Lisa's laser pointer at Principal Skinner's pants, so he drops his pants, then his underpants. Chief Wiggum pulls up and tells him he'd batter get that red dot checked out, his uncle died of crotch dot.



40Cygnian Respiratory Disease STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Cygnian Respiratory Disease
McCoy: A survey on Cygnian Respiratory Diseases? I thought you took Garrovick some food. What were you doing with this?

41Dandy Fever THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Dandy Fever
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



42Detention Deficit Disorder BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Detention Deficit Disorder
Joke Gene makes when Mr. Frond informs the Belcher kids that he's been going over the detention records and they owe five hours of detention.



43Deuterium Poisoning STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS 2022 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Deuterium Poisoning
Uhura is incorrectly diagnosed with a mild case of deuterium poisoning.



44Diane Weist Infection BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Diane Weist Infection
Joke Boyle makes: I got a little sick... Yeah, Bullets over Broadway was on TV, and I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection.

45Diels Disease UTOPIA 2020 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Diels Disease
Degenerative illness that Becky suffers from, giving her seizures and restricting her breathing.

46Draco Incendia TrychophytonTHE FIREMAN 2016 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Draco Incendia Trychophyton
Also known as Dragonscale.

47Drafa Plague BABYLON 5 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Drafa Plague
Zeta Squadron retrieves the Markab civilian transport Kar'ti from Sector 23, the passengers of which died of the contagious and terminal Drama Plague, named for the Markab island on which it originated. Babylon 5 goes into quarantine while the crew works to evaluate and contain the infection.

48The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups ALF 1986 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Dreaded Melmackian Hiccups
Condition that overtakes ALF on the eve of Kate's mother's wedding.

49The Dreamer's Disease NEW RADICALS 1997 MusicMedical ConditionsConditions

The Dreamer's Disease


50Dropsy THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Dropsy
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



51Dum Dum Fever THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Dum Dum Fever
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



52EHSBETTER CALL SAUL 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

EHS
Also known as Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity. Condition that Jimmy's brother Chuck claims to experience, describing it as "an acute allergy to electromagnetism." While based on a condition that real people claim to experience, EHS has no scientific basis and is not a recognized medical diagnosis.

53Engramatic Dissociation STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Engramatic Dissociation
Sloan suggests that Julian is a Dominion spy and doesn't even know it. Engramatic Dissociation is the theory that if a person's mind is sufficiently disciplined, he'd be capable of compartmentalizing contradictory information, believing one thing while doing another.

54Environment Related Despair THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Environment Related Despair
When Lisa gets depressed, Homer and Marge take her to the Pediatric Mental Wellness Group, where she is diagnosed with Environment Related Despair, and given Ignorital "happy pills".

55Experimental Monkey Fever COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Experimental Monkey Fever
Abed & Chang Abed: Everyone should have the same chance, don't you think... Chang?
Change: It's not Chang. It's Kevin. How long have you known?
Abed: Known what? Only you know who you really are. Also, you may have experimental monkey fever.


56Fin Fungus FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Fin Fungus
Condition that Zoidberg mentions when diagnosing Bender: Oh boy. I didn't have the heart to tell him: It's fin fungus. He'll be floating upside-down by morning.

57Fin Rot FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Fin Rot
Disease Dr. Zoidberg mentions, hoping he doesn't have it when Professor Farnsworth examines him.

58FMSRECURSION 2019 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

FMS
Also known as False Memory Syndrome, condition where people remember false lives.

59Foodal Chokage FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Foodal Chokage
Technical name for choking, according to Joey, whose date thinks he is actually his Days of Our Lives doctor character. Joey refuses to a choking man at a restaurant because he's a neurosurgeon, and regular doctors handle cases of foodal chokage.

60Foot-in-Mouth Disorder PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Foot-in-Mouth Disorder
Ben joke: Well, I hope that you are a podiatrist or a dentist because I seem to have a case of Foot-in-Mouth Disorder.

61FoxabetesTHE DAILY SHOW 1996 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Foxabetes
The rush to use tragedy to advance a narrative combined with the inability for self-examination and almost comical degree of self-exculpatory rhetoric, flag pins, a little bit of leg and a complete immunity to irony. June 22, 2015.

62Funeral Crazies COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Funeral Crazies
Mental condition.

63G.V.H. ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

G.V.H.
Graft Versus Host. Medical condition that Tobias experiences after getting hair plugs.

64Galarian Fever STAR TREK: PICARD 2019 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Galarian Fever
Two weeks earlier, Jack Crusher traveled to Sarnia Prime, a designated quarantine zone, with medical supplies - including Roman Ale - for thousands suffering from Galarian Fever.



65GDD BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 2013 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

GDD
When Captain Holt attempts to check Bob and Gina into then mental hospital he claims they suffer Grandiose Delusional Disorder.

66Gehenna Strain THE OUTER LIMITS 1995 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Gehenna Strain
Also known as The World Plague.

67Geometric Pregnancy FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Geometric Pregnancy
A result of genetic modifications to the Sebacean physiology of soldiers bred into a battle unit - pregnancy is accelerated so that Peacekeepers are not out of service long term.

68Get Me to the Front of the Line at Six F... PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Get Me to the Front of the Line at Six Flags
Jean-Ralphio's response when Leslie asks why he's in a wheelchair: I got a terminal case of "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags!"

69Getting Too Old for This CrapTREMORS 5: BLOODLINES 2015 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Getting Too Old for This Crap
Joke Travis makes after rescuing Burt from the lion cage: You're suffering from a mild case of heat exhaustionand a severe case of getting too old for this crap.

70GigantificationismBIG FISH 2003 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Gigantificationism
The condition that came upon Edward Bloom rather suddenly while sitting in church.

71GorchSTAR TREK: INSURRECTION 1998 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Gorch
Klingon skin inflammation, also known as a pimple.

72Gravity Sickness THE ORVILLE 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Gravity Sickness
Physical deterioration Alara experiences as her body adjusts to normal Earth gravity.

73The Green DeathSLAPSTICK 1976 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

The Green Death


74The Green-eyed Gazongas THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Green-eyed Gazongas
Joke Selma makes when Patty and Marge tell her that Troy McClure is wrong for her, accusing them of being jealous of her.

75The Grippe THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Grippe
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



76The Grumpies THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Grumpies
Joke Andy makes: "Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the grumpies in here."

77Guy CrampsNAKED GUN 33 1/3: THE FINAL INSULT 1994 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Guy Cramps
Condition Rocco says he's going to get when his mother describes his girlfriend's Tanya's supple lips and buttocks when she visits him in prison.

78HERPEES THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

HERPEES
Not Herpes. According to Tandy, HERPEES is: High Elevation Rugrat Positively Evades Staircase Syndrome.

79Hibernation SicknessSTAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI 1983 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Hibernation Sickness
Condition that Han Solo experience when Leia frees him from the carbonite.

80Hibernation Sickness STAR WARS: THE MANDALORIAN 2019 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Hibernation Sickness
Mythrol mentions still not being able to see out of his left eye after being frozen in carbonite in Chapter One, a symptom of Hibernation Sickness.

81Housemaid's Knee THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Housemaid's Knee
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



82HTDS STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

HTDS
Barclay tells the Doctor he is experiencing Holo-Transference Dementia Syndrome.

83Hydrogen Psychosis THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU 2004 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Hydrogen Psychosis
Also known as "crazy-eye". Based on nitrogen narcosis.



84Hyper-narcissosis COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Hyper-narcissosis
Britta: Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check, you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis. Okay, look. This apple is your ego. Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass, taking over your whole personality, making you an uncontrollable monster.

85Hyper-obesity THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Hyper-obesity
Condition defined by an individual weighing more than 300 lbs that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads.

86Hyper-Virility COMMUNITY 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Hyper-Virility
Pierce claims to have a rare condition known as hyper-virility. Apparently his sperm shoot through eggs like bullets.

87I Haven't Taken You to Dinner-itis RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

I Haven't Taken You to Dinner-itis
Joke Morty uses to ask Jessica out: "I have a pretty bad case of I Haven't taken you to dinner-itis. Might be fatal"

88I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blin... ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

I Just Had a One Night Stand with a Blind Girl - Itis
Joke that Julia Louis-Dreyfus's blind lawyer character Maggie makes about Michael not wanting more than a one night stand with her.

89Indonesia SUCCESSION 2018 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Indonesia
Joke Roman makes: It sounds like a medical condition.

90Interspatial ParasitesSTAR TREK: ENTERPRISE 2001 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Interspatial Parasites


91The Intons FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Intons
A Hynerian airway seizure caused by very strong emotions. Rygel gets a a slight case of the intons when Crichton and D'Argo return.

92I'd Rather be Anywhere Else BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

I'd Rather be Anywhere Else
Joke Louise makes when Linda complains about the turnout at the mayor's first turkey pardoning event at City Hall, for which she gets a high five from Bob: Maybe everyone came down with a bad case of I'd rather be anywhere else.



93Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever RICK AND MORTY 2013 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Jan Quadrant Vincent Fever
Joke Rick makes about the Jan Michael Vincent TV show.



94Jebeditis THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Jebeditis
Joke the curator of the Springfield Historical Society makes to Lisa.

95John Gotti's Disease THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

John Gotti's Disease
Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic.

96Juggler's Despair THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Juggler's Despair
Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads.

97Jungle Rot THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Jungle Rot
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



98Key Lime DiseaseTHE SANTA CLAUSE 1994 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Key Lime Disease
Joke Scott Calvin makes about the reindeer on his roof.

99King-of-the-world-itis NEWSRADIO 1995 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

King-of-the-world-itis
Uncontrollable desire to stand on the bow of the ship and yell, "I'm king of the world!"

100Knocker FeverEAST OF EDEN 1952 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Knocker Fever
Joke Charles makes, implying Adam needs to get laid.

101Land Ship Fever BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Land Ship Fever
Joke Linda makes about Tina when she falls asleep in her cereal, but the real reason she's tired is that she's been sneaking out with Ghost Boy at night.



102Legato InfectionSTAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 1987 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Legato Infection


103Life Prolongation Complex STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Life Prolongation Complex
An ambitious bioengineering attempt to develop a means of extending the life span of a lifeform on Earth Two.

104The Living Death FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Living Death
Condition, also known as Heat Delirium, from various episodes.

105Looter's Hernia THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Looter's Hernia
Condition listed on the Patient Diagnosis form that Lisa fills out for Bart at Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic.

106Love Boat FeverSPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL 1997 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Love Boat Fever
Joke Annie makes - she's so excited to be on a cruise that she gets "Love Boat Fever".

107Lumber Lung THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Lumber Lung
Condition that qualifies as a disability in the book Am I Disabled? that Homer reads.

108Luxan Hyper Rage FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Luxan Hyper Rage
Condition Luxan males may experience when overwhelmed by extreme anger, from various episodes.

109L'tak Terai STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

L'tak Terai
Human learning difficulties - learning, reading, writing - that Spock experienced growing up on Vulcan. A temporary complication remedied at the Learning Center.

110Malformed Public-duty GlandLIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING 1982 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Malformed Public-duty Gland
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.

111Mass Butterfingers BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Mass Butterfingers
Condition Mr. Fischoeder mentions when all of his tenants side with Bob and drop their water balloons: What's wrong with you people? Must be a case of mass butterfingers.

112The Mean RedsBREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S 1958 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mean Reds
Holly Golightly called her bouts of anxiety "the mean reds."

113The Mean Reds BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S 1961 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mean Reds
A feeling of being afraid, yet not knowing what you are afraid of.



114The Mean Reds SQUARE PEGS 1982 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mean Reds
What LaDonna tells Jennifer Vinnie has when he snaps at her for working at the Grease.

115Melt Mania THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Melt Mania
Carl and Lenny celebrate the new football team coming to Springfield, the Meltdowns. Carl: I got Melt Mania! Lenny: I got Downs Syndrome.

116The Miner's DiseaseALIEN NATION 1988 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

The Miner's Disease
Condition that Detective Francisco discusses with the Newcomer morgue employee.

117The Mondays OFFICE SPACE 1999 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mondays
Joke Peggy makes: Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.



118The Mondays THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mondays
Joke Andy makes to Jim. Andy: "Dr. Tuna, I have some terrible news. The entire office has come down with a pernicious case of The Mondays."

119The Mondays WANDAVISION 2020 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Mondays
Wanda Maximoff: Yeah, I'm not sure what that's about. It's probably just a case of the Mondays - am I right?

120Monsteritis THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Monsteritis
Condition that Lisa mentions before Paul Anka starts singing, the residents' inability to look away from the oversized advertising mascots attacking the town.

121Murderous Girlfriend Derangement Syndrom... ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING 2021 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Murderous Girlfriend Derangement Syndrome
Joke Charles' stunt double Sazz Pataki makes to Charles about his condition.

122Mustache Cancer BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Mustache Cancer
Disease that Louise makes up trying to get a lock of Jimmy Pesto's hair for her voodoo doll.

123NAS JOHNNY MNEMONIC 1995 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

NAS
In 2021, almost a half of the population is suffering from a new plague called Nerve Attenuation Syndrome - a new fatal epidemic plague, cause and cure unknown.



124Natural Deficiency in Moral FibreLIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING 1982 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Natural Deficiency in Moral Fibre
Condition Ford claims to have that excuses him from the responsibility of saving the universe.

125Neuralgia SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Neuralgia
Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia"

126Neuritis SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Neuritis
Elaine lies to her boss Mr. Lippman, claiming she went to see her father because he was sick. When he asks her what's wrong with him she makes up the conditions "Neuritis" and "Neuralgia"

127Never Nude ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Never Nude
A real affliction, though not recognized in the states. A condition that Tobias has, causing him to always be wearing cut-off jean shorts beneath his clothes.

128Night Fever BEE GEES 1958 MusicMedical ConditionsConditions

Night Fever


129None of Your Fucking Business TED LASSO 2020 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

None of Your Fucking Business
Roy: I've just come down with a case of the "None of your fucking business."

130NRS DEMOLITION MAN 1993 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

NRS
STD epidemic that Huxley mentions that occurred while John Spartan was frozen in the California Cryo-Prison, which contributed to sex, kissing, and even touching each other illegal and greatly feared.



131The O.C. Disorder ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The O.C. Disorder
Condition Tobias mentions, actually meaning O.C.D.

132Ocean Madness FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Ocean Madness
Condition Leela accuses Fry of having when he claims to have seen a mermaid. Also referred to as Aqua Dementia, the Deep Down Crazies, the Wet Willies and the Screaming Moist.

133Ordinary Skin Syndrome BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Ordinary Skin Syndrome
Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome.



134Out to Lunch STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Out to Lunch
Joke Harry Mudd makes about a fellow Klingon prisoner: "The technical term for his condition is Out to Lunch"

135Panic Stink BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Panic Stink
Condition Teddy claims to have while preparing for his family's Thanksgiving meal.



136Pepper Lung SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Pepper Lung
Marco and Carlo's pepper-themed restaurant "Fresh-A-Pepper" was an immediate success. Dishes created in their kitchen such as the Pepper Sandwich, Steamed Pepper A La Marco, and Pepper Surprise, which was a big pile of pepper, made them famous. In 1993, Carlo died of Pepper Lung, but Marco is sill alive today in a nursing home made of oregano. They were out of pepper.

137Peruvian Jungle Fever GLOW 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Peruvian Jungle Fever
When Machi Picchu hesitates, Bash as announcer says, "Looks like Machu's got, uh just a touch of the infamous Peruvian jungle fever."

138The Pip THUNDERCATS 1985 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Pip
Medical condition one of the ThunderCats mentions.

139Polywater Intoxication STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Polywater Intoxication
The gravitational forces from the collapse of Psi 2000 causes water to become a complex molecule. This causes people to behave as though they were under the influence of alcohol or narcotics, only moreso, resulting in the death of the entire scientific team on the surface of the planet, and it nearly claims the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 as well.

140Pon FarrSTAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK 1984 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Pon Farr
Condition every seven years during which Vulcans undergo a blood fever, become violent, and finally die unless they mate or engage in a ritual battle.

141Pooping Cough BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Pooping Cough
In Tina's story, Gayle becomes so heartbroken over Sir Bob that she falls deathly ill with pooping cough.



142Poor Man's Gout THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Poor Man's Gout
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



143Popped Quizula BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Popped Quizula
Condition Louise mentions when she goes to the nurse's office to avoid a pop quiz: Hi, I have, like, a 45-minute bug I picked up first period. Or maybe it's a popped quizula.



144Post Departure Delusion DisorderTHE LEFTOVERS 2014 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Post Departure Delusion Disorder
Also known as the prophet's dilemma.

145Post-Platoon Stress Disorder TROPIC THUNDER 2008 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Post-Platoon Stress Disorder
Kirk Lazarus is diagnosed with PPSD by Beverly Hills therapist Heidi Bivens. "The first documented case was Charlie Sheen. The same diagnosis had been given out to Colin Farrell after Tigerland, Jim Caviezal after Thin Red Line, and incredibly, even Robin Williams after shooting Good Morning, Vietnam."



146Pre-post-partum Depression Anxiety PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Pre-post-partum Depression Anxiety
Condition Ann jokes about having.

147Pretzel Fever THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Pretzel Fever
Joke Frank Ormand makes, the found of Pretzel Wagon, the snack cart business that Marge chooses to invest in at the Springfield Franchise Expo.

148Project Blue THE STAND 1994 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Project Blue
Weaponized version of influenza accidentally released from a military base. Later nicknamed The Super Flu and Captain Trips on the west coast.

149PTGDTREMORS 7: SHRIEKER ISLAND 2020 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

PTGD
Post Traumatic Graboid Disorder.

150PTSD NIGHT COURT 2023 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

PTSD
Joke Gurgs makes about Dan's history with Judge Stone's mother - Post Tremendous Sex Disorder.

151Pub Penis BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Pub Penis
Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome.



152QueerlossSATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Queerloss
Condition that the product Gaystrogen was designed to battle - "Works with your body to replenish your natural gayness and boost your fabu."

153RamanteTHE CRADLE OF LIFE 2003 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Ramante
Plague. "In 2200 B.C., an Egyptian Pharaoh found a place he named the Cradle of Life where life began, and there he found the box which brought life to earth. The Pharaoh opened the box, but all that was left inside was Ramante, or empty life, the plague which came as the companion to life."

154Rigelian Fever STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rigelian Fever
Epidemic aboard the Enterprise.

155Rigelian Kassaba Fever STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rigelian Kassaba Fever
Virus that McCoy mentions to Tomar of the Kelvans about Spock's condition: There, that should do it. Just let him rest now. You see, it's a flare-up of Rigelian Kassaba Fever. He suffered from it about ten years ago, and it recurs every now and then. There's no danger if he gets medication in time. He'll be all right in a couple of hours.

156Rogath Blight STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rogath Blight
Dukat, masquerading as a Bajoran named Anjohl, claims to be a moba farmer from Relliketh whose crop was destroyed by Rogath Blight.

157The Ross [skin abnormality] FRIENDS 1994 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Ross [skin abnormality]
Ross finds a skin abnormality in the shower and Joey suggests that whatever it is, maybe they'll name it after him. They'd call it "The Ross".

158Rotten Legs BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rotten Legs
Disease that Princess Paula McCartney mentions in Tina's version of romantic comedy movie Double-Decker Love: Now, listen here, all of you. Yes, this man is a commoner. And yes, he's quite unkempt. And yes, he probably has to flush his own toilet. And yes, he may be loaded with diseases like rotten legs, pub penis, ordinary skin syndrome.



159Rudellian Plague STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rudellian Plague
An outbreak of Rudellian plague that strikes the Cardassian colony on Pentath III in the Pentath System prompts Sisko to send the Defiant - commanded by Worf - to assist with the evacuation.

160The RudesTHE RUNNING MAN 1982 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

The Rudes
Joke Killian makes about Ben Richards: You'll have to make allowances for Mr. Richards. He seems afflicted with an extreme case of the rudes.

161Rugalan Fever STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Rugalan Fever
Jadzia mentions that when her previous host Tobin's child came down with Rugalan Fever, she read her all 17 volumes of Caster's Down the River Light.

162Sailor's Rot IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 2005 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sailor's Rot
Dr. Jinx diagnoses Mac's rash: What you have there, my friend, that's sailor's rot. When was the last time you've been to Haiti? Did you have intercourse with any hoes, ladies of the nights, or prostitutes?

163Sakuro's Disease STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sakuro's Disease
Disease.

164Sammy-itis CHEERS 1982 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sammy-itis
Sam: She can't stop thinking about me. Obviously, little Miss Sue has a bad case of Sammy-itis. Diane: Sometimes known as the swine flu.

165Sand Brain FUTURE MAN 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sand Brain
Wolf returns to a life he doesn't remember. His family cluster tries to figure out what happened to him. One of them suggests he has the sand brain. Was he kidnapped by the Sno-Mads? Was he forced into the Fighting Pits of Goleta? One of them mentions being captured by the The Hill People of Calabasas and forced to watch her previous cluster eaten alive.

166The Screaming Thigh Sweats CHEERS 1982 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Screaming Thigh Sweats
Joke Carla makes about Rebecca's hots for her boss.

167Scribe's Fever THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL 2014 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Scribe's Fever
Condition the Author mentions: A number of years ago, while suffering from a mild case of scribe''s fever, a form of neurasthenia common among the intelligentsia of that time, I decided to spend the month of August in the spa town of Nebelsbad, below the Alpine Sudetenvatz and had taken up rooms in the Grand Budapest, a picturesque, elaborate and once widely celebrated establishment. I expect some of you will know it.



168Scrofula THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Scrofula
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



169SegegenesisCONFESS, FLETCH 2022 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Segegenesis
When townhouse owner Owen Tasserly lies, saying he broke into retrieve medication, he claims to be suffering from "Segegenesis", unable to come up with anything better than the video game console Sega Genesis.

170Severe Butt Rott THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Severe Butt Rott
Emergency medical condition that Bart calls an ambulance for when Homer and Marge leave Lisa in charge to babysit.

171Sewer Palm BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sewer Palm
Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe.



172Sexlexia FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sexlexia
Zapp Brannigan's very sexy learning disability.



173Shoeshine Head PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Shoeshine Head
Andy diagnoses himself with a condition called shoeshine head. It's when you shine too many shoes and the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain. Cures include coffee, cheeseburgers and napping on the floor.

174SIFILISS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

SIFILISS
Not syphilis. According to Carol, SIFILISS is:Sudden Infant Falling Into Large Indoor Spaces Syndrome.

175Skin Failure THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Skin Failure
Condition that Dr. Nick mentions to Abe Simpson when he freaks out in the emergency room: "The symptoms you describe point to Bonus Eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out of the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a gold cart motor with 1,000 volt capacitor, stat."

176Sleep Fartnea BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sleep Fartnea
Condition that Felix mentions when Louise asks him if he lives in the giant treehouse on Mr. Fischoeder's property: Uh, yes. My brother kicked me out of the main house because I have sleep apnea, and sleep fartnea.



177Sleep Fighting PARKS AND RECREATION 2009 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sleep Fighting
Condition Ron suffers from.

178Smorgaphobia FRASIER 1993 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Smorgaphobia
Niles: "Well, I was desperate for a date, and I, I knew Maris would be lonely this time of year. It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets." Frasier: "Oh, yes. Legendary smorgaphobia."

179Snail Tail BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Snail Tail
Condition Grover mentions when Mr. Fischoeder invites Bob to snail wrestling: Uh, if you're joining us, I will need you to sign a waiver. Have you ever had diphtheria or Snail Tail?



180Somatic ViolationFLOW MY TEARS, THE POLICEMAN SAID 1974 LiteratureMedical ConditionsConditions

Somatic Violation
Condition that Jason Taverner almost succumbed to following his encounter with Marilyn's Callisto cuddle sponge.

181Sombialysis CHILDRENS HOSPITAL 2010 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sombialysis
Condition that makes people spontaneously burst into song.

182Sonic Diarrhea FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Sonic Diarrhea
Condition listed on the Planet Express forms that Leela signs.

183Space Madness FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Space Madness
Also known as Transmissible Celestial Dementia. Dangerous condition common in Tormented Space.

184Space Madness STAR TREK: PRODIGY 2021 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Space Madness
Joke Dal makes about Gwyn: Don't listen to her, she's got space madness.

185Space Sickness STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Space Sickness
Condition that Tuvok experiences.

186Spontaneous Scoliosis THE OFFICE 2005 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Spontaneous Scoliosis
Condition Erin pretends to have when she meets Andy's new girlfriend.

187The Sposedas THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Sposedas
Joke Bart's new remedial class teacher makes when he tells her that he's supposed to be in the 4th grade: "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the sposedas!"

188The Staggers THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Staggers
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



189Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis SCHOOL OF ROCK 2003 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis
Dewey claims the kids are patients at St. Magarita's Hospital with the terminal rare blood disease Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis.



190Stocko Syndome THE LAST MAN ON EARTH 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Stocko Syndome
Last Man on Earth version of Stockholm Syndrome.

191Strep Thumb BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Strep Thumb
Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe.



192The Subsider EpidemicDAYBREAKERS 2009 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

The Subsider Epidemic
When blood becomes scarce, vampires who can't get blood turn into something else - something called subsiders, also known as Class-4 blood-deprived citizens. Police round them up and drag them into the sun.

193Symbalene Blood Burn STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Symbalene Blood Burn
Condition that Spock mentions: Sensor readings would have revealed the presence of any disease organisms. They do not. In addition, we received the routine report from this system only a week ago. Even the Symbalene blood burn does not act that swiftly.

194Synthococcus Novae STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Synthococcus Novae
Bacillus strain carried by one of the occupants of the stolen cruiser Aurora.

195Talking Hump Syndrome FUTURAMA 1999 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Talking Hump Syndrome
Also known as THS - joke Fry makes while sneaking into the Near Death Star with Cubert hidden on his back.

196TBA ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT 2003 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

TBA
Condition the Bluth Foundation unintentionally raises money for - when they couldn't think of a worthwhile cause, they just put "TBA" for "To Be Announced" on the invitations, and never got around to coming up with a real condition, and pocketed the money they raised.... and then they did it again the following year.

197Temporal Dislocation CONTINUUM 2012 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Temporal Dislocation
Condition Lucas is said to be suffering from when he hallucinates that he is still working with Kagame.

198Temporal Dislocation FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Temporal Dislocation
The result of being exposed to a black hole. It causes the individual to shift back and forth in time.

199Terrellian Plague STAR TREK: VOYAGER 1995 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Terrellian Plague
Joke Tom makes when Neelix gives the crew heartburn by serving them Rodeo Red's Red Hot Rootin' Tootin' Chili.

200Third Degree Sammies CHEERS 1982 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Third Degree Sammies
Joke Sam makes about his sex appeal.

201The Time Bends STAR TREK: DISCOVERY 2017 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Time Bends
Joke Tilly makes. Captain Pike: "Still no signs of temporal effects. Ready to move us another 600 kilometers closer and reacclimate." Tilly: "Like a diver rising to the surface. Don't want to get the time bends, sir." Captain Pike: "Time bends. I like that." Tilly: "Oh, everything sounds cooler when you put time in front of it."

202Tortoise Nervosa NIGHT COURT 1984 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Tortoise Nervosa
Condition of a defendant that... moves... very... slowly.

203Transit Madness FARSCAPE 1999 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Transit Madness
Condition Aeryn mentions when Crichton is acting strange.

204Transporter PsychosisSTAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 1987 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Transporter Psychosis


205The TroublesHAVEN 2010 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Troubles
Mysterious plague of supernatural afflictions occurring in the town of Haven, Maine.

206Turtle Fever NIGHT COURT 2023 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Turtle Fever
Disease Dan mentions talking about his late wife wanting to go to Costa Rica.

207U.F.L.S. SENSE8 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

U.F.L.S.
Undifferentiated frontal lobe syndrome.

208UBT DEMOLITION MAN 1993 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

UBT
STD epidemic that Huxley mentions that occurred while John Spartan was frozen in the California Cryo-Prison, which contributed to sex, kissing, and even touching each other illegal and greatly feared.



209Uromysitisis Poisoning SEINFELD 1989 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Uromysitisis Poisoning
Dangerous condition Jerry tells the mall cop is the reason he urinated in the parking garage.

210VaginaTHE BOYS 2019 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Vagina
Joke Butcher makes: It's like Hughie's infected you both with a raging case of vagina!

211The Vapors THE SIMPSONS 1989 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

The Vapors
Condition mentioned in the Guide to Infantile Distress, the book that Abe consults while babysitting Maggie.



212Vegan Choriomeningitis STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Vegan Choriomeningitis
Rare disease that can kill its victims if not treated within the first 24 hours of infection.

213Vom-arrhea SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 1975 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Vom-arrhea
New combination condition that comes with FKC's new Chizza menu item that combines fried chicken and pizza.



214Walleye Vision HOT SHOTS! 1991 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Walleye Vision
Washout takes Maxihydroclorosporin for his Walleye vision. There is a delicate corneal inversion procedure called a multioptipupiloptomy that could help, but on order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum.



215Whelan's InfractionTHE CELL 2000 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Whelan's Infraction
Very rare and very severe form of schizophrenia that serial killer Carl Stargher suffers from.

216Whooping Butt BOB'S BURGERS 2011 Animated SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Whooping Butt
Condition that Louise mentions Linda having when she finds out that one of her slumber party guests is a germaphobe.



217Wilson's Disease 12 MONKEYS 2015 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Wilson's Disease
Dr. Railly tells Deacon he's showing signs of it.

218Xenopolycythemia STAR TREK 1966 TV SeriesMedical ConditionsConditions

Xenopolycythemia
McCoy diagnoses himself with Xenopolycythemia, a disease with no known cure. He has one year to live.

219Zactly DiseaseJACK 1996 FilmMedical ConditionsConditions

Zactly Disease
When your mouth smells zactly like your butt.



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